What Would Jesus Do?

Falwell's at it agin, saying that if Hillary Clinton runs for President, that will energize "his" base more than if Lucifer was running. Hyuk hyuk. Personally, I think Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are both possessed by the devil, but that's because I'm Catholic, and we believe in such nonsense.

I know religious people don't want same sex couples having sex with each other, or having children, or getting married.

Jesus propably wouldn't want that either.

But Jesus also wouldn't want capitalism. That is a selfish system, and he was all about non-selfishness.

Jesus also would never go for fighting, not fisticuffs, not a war. The biggest pacifist the planet has ever seen was Jesus Christ.

So how do these fuckers get away with invoking Christ's name in the war against terror? It is a mystery to me. But it has to stop.

All Christian denominations need to start preaching the word of God, coming from Jesus, that said love your neighbor, turn the cheek, judge not lest you be judged.

There is a lot of judgeing going on these days. There are a lot of immoral people, people that support the deaths of thousands of innocent people in the name of Christ. Jesus would puke on you. No human life is worth eliminating, he would say.

These are the same people that don't want an abortion to happen, but it's OK to rub out a nine-year old Iraqi girl's life because she was too close to a target.

Wow. What would Jesus say about that.

I'll tell you what he would say.

He would say that is the most fucked up logic he has ever heard, and if he has any say in it, and he'll talk to the big guy on Friday, he would send all people that think a man getting fucked in the ass is worse than an iraqi schoogirl getting her head blown off straight to hell. Unfortunately for the United States, that would be roughly half our population.

He wouldn't swear, and he'd try to tell the hypocritical right why they were dangerous and wrong, but Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell would be too vocal for him, and he would be sick that carried his message. So he'd kill them on national tv, probably a simultaneous head explosion, and then tell everyone else to cut the shit and get right.

And he would be kick ass, and he would say "vote democratic".

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